Tests are for Idiots

Ah, been busy with all sorts of stuff ranging from translating documents to checking out girls to just doing nothing. But an issue that has been bothering me for quite a while. You see, even with big exams like SPM, STPM, college entrance exams, there are still people out there who don't know the front end of a horse from its behind.
However, there are also indigenous people who can strap their cellphones to their heads.
You can also get things like this:These are also some examples of what happens when you don't study for an exam, and find yourself thinking up answers on the spot, you can try it next time and have a laugh,these are photos taken by lecturers, written by COLLEGE STUDENTS:2 + 4...Yep, 6 animals.

Well, technically she IS Mrs. Orpheus.
Well, we all put our John Hancocks at the bottom of a paper, not the top
.This guy must have spent the night reading comics.
No wonder the divorce rates are so high.
Since none of us know how to speak it anyway.

This I agree.

Another Mariah Carey fan. Not surprising though, she does have a voice that can match dolphins. This is my personal favourite though:I wonder which brilliant student thought this up.

好长一段时间了

好久没流泪了，但每每还是会为了我至爱的家人落下男儿泪。

没有人会明白爸妈的辛苦，没有人会给予同情，没有人会多看你一眼，永远是在一个被遗忘的角落。我不会明白那种心情，惟有在背后默默的为他们祈祷，祝福。期盼明天会更好，更盼望着自己的孩子可以出人头地。

见识到了这个社会的人情冷暖，我不禁感叹世态炎凉啊。钱，带给人们无数的快乐，也连带了它负面的影响。

感慨的同时，我默默期许，自己可以给我的家人更美好的将来。将来，爸妈可以享福，不必有任何顾忌。做想做的事，去想去的地方，买喜欢的东西。当然，也希望爸妈一直健健康康。爸爸很像又腰痛，爸，其实我都看到了，只是我不说罢了，白头发越来越多了哦，跟我们初次见面时差太多了。岁月不留人，时代不饶人。

P/S : 希望自己可以改掉懒散的坏习惯，积极向上。

跟大家分享一个很特别的图片。

哈哈。很特别吧？？还Pahang叻！= =

珍惜父母陪在你身边的日子哟！

KL

Man, it sure was hard getting my computer back...at least it's still in one piece.While in KL, i stayed at the Crowne Plaza.
...with a fountain in the front.
At the Crowne Plaza you can also order poached eggs from the chef on duty, he'll fry them on the spot.KL was kinda fun, eventhough I only ended up going to 2 shopping malls.The 1st was the Twin Towers.also known as KLCC....with a fountain in the back.There even the police wear Guess.The LV shopkeeper there is also extremely lonely, look at him staring out.
Look, the tiger is running away from CK...though his head didn't show up at the Armani side.

Kinokuniya. a Jap bookstore in KLCC, also one of the best bookstores I have seen so far.The other mall I went to was the Pavilion.

It's rather big, so you can also put a whole stadium inside it.

At least now I know where the tiger heads went.

Thirsty, anyone?

Malaysians never cease to amaze me......and I begin to wonder why so many places have water features.Had dinner in one of the restaurants there as well, this peach juice cost me RM10...

And one last laugh...
This proves it. KL people can't count to 8.KL is just a busier kind of Sibu. More people, more hectic lifestyle, if you are laidback, you get swept away, but its a nice place to visit anyway...

~惊世骇闻~

今天，无聊，翻翻报纸，竟然让我看到一篇让我热血沸腾的报导。真实太过分了一点，“一点”罢了啦！！

哪有这种事？竟然不肯我们载狮头，这不就等于干涉我们的传统吗？不是说每个种族是可以自由庆祝任何节日的吗？只要不触犯法律及威胁人民团结。那这又是什么意思呢？

大家帮忙我想想吧！我们能做的也只有想而已，还是有哪位勇士想去投诉吗？赵明福事件哦！大家仍记忆犹新吧？这就是政治的黑暗啊！还谈什么民主呢？

马__人啊，满街的翻版，香水是这样，包包？Guess叻！真好奇，它真的是长那样的吗？他们也用中国机的？不错嘛！包头的呢，还更恐怖点，Calvin Klein，也是不错啦！有眼光啦！至于真假，大家用你们聪明的头脑，分析分析吧！（注：她穿着不上RM10的拖鞋）

每天就知道念念念，除了念还是念。真是烦人！还敢掏枪出来截我们的醒狮！还是收好你的“水枪”吧！虽然不知那个警员是什么种族，不过相信不是华人吧。剩下的那些话，纯粹只是想抒发那些隐藏在心里很久的话。

大家评评理吧！多多留言！我必须大力宣传这个po！

CNY 2010

My computer has gone into the hospital, ever since 2 weeks ago, which is why I haven't been blogging lately. I only needed to change the fan, but no one told the repairman that, which is why I think it is safe to assume that he is still turning my computer on and off wondering what is the problem with it today.

Anyway, I just got back from KL a few days ago, and would just like to show the contrast between here and there.This is behind Wisma Sanyan, one of the biggest 'malls' in Sibu. on CHINESE NEW YEAR'S EVE.
This is the 'Sibu Window'
The only red I can see is the KFC!! Where are the decorations? Where are the people?? Is the Chinese New Year so irrelevant??I mean, even the traffic lights are redder than the nonexistent decorations. Though some credit should be given to the government for at least putting up billboards so people know its CNY.
At least there are some people who kept the decorations on even when near the end of the 15 days of the CNY. This one is found in front of the Pavilion, KL.Over there, they've got big lanterns...and also dragon people. Their eyes may be open, but since I'm still blogging we can assume they were asleep when I snapped this picture.Anyway, hope you all had a good new year with lots of ang pao, and cash as well~

P.S. I'll try to upload my trip to KL once I get my main computer back...I hope