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Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Sitcoms and whatnot

Oh well, I may as well get to the point on this series....
It has already been 9 episodes since the 9th season of Two and A Half Men came out, with Ashton Kutcher now being the half in the series, we would probably be expecting some interesting stuff from them, but....

Out of the 9 episodes, I only found 3-4 of them enjoyable, the last 2 were particularly bad, tying in Charlie, maybe just to promote the ratings. Hardcore TAAHM would probably have quit the series by now, and I would agree with them as well.

If Charlie Sheen can give the show a rating of 8/10. The new rating with Ashton Kutcher...
is a mere 5/10. This is particularly low, especially for a sitcom that I used to like. The new series is not really enjoyable, but still watchable.

There is one more series that I would love to mention:
Yes. The Big Bang Theory. I know that a lot of people already watch this series, but I only recently started watching it. To put it the Barney Stinson way: It is Legen-wait-for-it-dary.

Sheldon Cooper and Raj provide a ton of comic relief to this series. The obnoxious bastard and the guy who can't talk to girls unless he's drunk. The intellectual banter among the 3 PhDs and the masters degree holder is awesome on so many levels. Penny the girl who lives across hall is a waitress and acts as the dumb blond in the series, no offense meant, but that is insinuated in the series through the comparison of her to the other 4 intellectuals.
For The Big Bang Theory, mixed with the dissappointment of 2 and a half men, I would give it a rating of 8/10, same as the previous 2 and a half men series.

This post was thought up on the spur of the moment and thus not maintained for quality control. Cheers!

Friday, November 11, 2011

11/11/11 又是光棍节

久违了在线的朋友们, 已经一年没在这里废话了。真是的,我什么时候也变得这么懒惰了,太抱歉了。 我上一个post就是去年的光棍节了, 希望下一个不会是明年的,哈哈。这年来,发生了许多不可思议的事情了,没办法抽空在这跟你们哆嗦, 但我希望再次开始写blog了。记得我有个朋友告诉我:

“人生就是一列开往坟墓的列车,路途上会有很多站口,没有一个人可以自始至终陪着你走完,你会看到来来往往
,上上下下的人。如果幸运,会有人陪你走过一段,当这个人要下车的时候,即使不舍,也该心存感激,然后挥手道别,因为,说不定下一站会有另外一个人陪你走的更远...一切好聚好散... ”

没有人会一生都呆在你身边的。人来人往是这个不变的法则。现在单身的朋友们,出去走走看看吧,可能在对的时候在对的转角碰上对的人,明年你不再过光棍节了。

亲爱的不再是单身的可怜的朋友们,既然你们不再过光棍节了,不代表着你们不需要再过个节日了。切记,你们是经过多少个光棍节才到今天的。珍惜你身边的那位重要的伴侣吧,她又她的故事,你有你的往事,你们在这世界人口最近超过70亿的人们中碰上对方,就像是你们坐着那列车,目的地可能不同,但方向一样。你们在那人群中相识了,直到其中一方需要走了,就珍惜对方吧。

今天不止是要给那些还是单身的朋友们打气,也要鼓励那些蜜月期已经结束的情侣们不要对他们的感情泄气。我也觉得我说多了反而有点奇怪呢现在,不废话了。祝我在各地的朋友,无论我认为你是个多么一文不值的
单细胞生物,关棍节快乐!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

光棍节


这次应该会是各位第一次写华语吧。很遗憾,我的中文的却没这个blog的另外两位棒,所以只能够用英文来写我的post了。

至于为什么我这次是用中文来写呢,跟今天的节日有关系了。今天是2010年的11月11号,每年的11月11号就是光棍节了。因为我不知道今天的英文名字是什么,只好用我的华语来写了。

光棍节的来源有很多种说法,随意上上百度找找就找到了两三个了。 有空暇者就到这里去看看吧。不过,等一下,不介意的话也请听小人的意见吧。

11月11号,是由两个双数结合起来而出现的。每个人单身的时候,都是1个人吃饭,1个人看电影,1个人上街逛逛。为何使用11月11号而不是1月1号呢?就是因为要祝福每个人都能够找到另外一个1,才算吗,就是祝福有1个人能够陪伴另外1个人咯`, 才使用双数~

不过我也不用多说了,免得另外两个人闲我哆嗦,希望各位读者都能够尽早找到能够共度一生的伴侣,不用每年的今天过着无聊的光棍节。本照片纯属分享,并没有用来形容光棍的意思~
祝大家光棍节快乐~!!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Dancing Attendants now?

Now this is an interesting story

Apparently after having some misadventures involving a kidnapper and tourist from abroad, The Philippines decided to lay low for a while, but recently, Cebu Airlines decided to try something new.


The attendants start off with 'Just Dance' by Lady Gaga, while showing passengers how to fasten their seat belts, and end with 'California Gurls' by Katy Perry. I wonder how it would look like if we really all wayed n shimmied to the exits like them during an emergency?

Cebu Airlines certainly has made flying a wee bit more funkier and interesting than before/

Friday, October 1, 2010

Distinctively Malaysia IV

Something recently popped up on my radar:


This happened at The Face Shop at The Curve.

The government takes no action at all. They have even made a statement that The Face Shop is the one to blame for letting one single girl take care of the shop. This sounds logical, since the robbery might not have happened if more than one employee was present...

However,
1. There is no reason for the government to question their company's policy. The presence of only one employee may have caused the robbery to happen, but is it not the duty of the police to catch the robber?
2. The robbers have been caught on FILM. They know who they are, they know which department they are from, and yet no action has been taken against them so far.

Is this what is meant by daylight robbery in Malaysia? I hope someone can answer that question for me. This question is certainly too complex for my simple mind to figure out.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Distinctively Malaysia III

Ah, it's that time of the year again, where Muslims will fast for a month, and we can all celebrate Ramadhan at the end of that tiresome month... But apparently some people aren't as good as we consider them to be.I know, I know, its a Chinese newspaper. Its titled: "If you're unhappy with fasting, you can go back to China." And it isn't the first time this preposterous statement has been uttered by our oh-so-friendly ''highly ranked'' civil servants.
Students version: The principal apprehended them for eating breakfast IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS IN THE SCHOOL.(Oh Yeah, we're not allowed to eat food in the canteen, so where should we eat? Inside the class? Now that's a good idea.)

And then, during assembly, the principal was quoted as saying: If you Chinese are unhappy with fasting, you can just buy the air ticket and go back to China! You don't have to come to government schools!

One of the teachers present at the assembly also walked over to the students and said: AirAsia is having discounts recently,so you can take AirAsia back to China, the fare is cheaper. (Which we can conclude, you don't need a brain to use the Internet.)
Principals version:''If we cannot the races in Malaysia cannot respect each other, it would be better for us to return to our original place.'' (Oh yeah, and is there any real difference to what you're saying besides your tone?)

Apparently our principal on the block decided that it was ''rude'' and ''improper'' for none-Muslim students to EAT in school during this holy month, and has even disallowed students from eating within the school compound for the remainder of the month. She even said that we should respect each other's race, while saying ''Chinese students are not needed here and can return to China or Foon Yew schools. For the Indian students, the prayer string tied around their neck and wrist makes them look like dogs because only dogs are tied like that.'' Yes, thank you very much for not hurling racial abuses at the other races.
Many people are now asking for her head on a silver platter, but what does the government do now? They sit back, relax, and ask the citizens to chill. Then they just stick their heads in the ground and wait for this to blow over.
Director-general Tan Sri Alimuddin Mohd Dom's said that the case was just a misunderstanding and had already been resolved.Right... and if it was a misunderstanding why did the state Education Department ask the principal to issue an apology to non-Muslim students and teachers? (We've reached another milestone people, we're so good at covering up stuff we don't even need to know if it has already been resolved! Wow! A round of applause please!)
Part of the lengthy police report lodged by a 16-year-old student alleged: "She gave the example of owning a Proton Saga with two passengers who are Munusamy and Chong. Munusamy and Chong were only passengers. They cannot claim any right to the car. This is the same as Malaysia in which the non-Malay students are passengers." (Which means since we are passengers on the car, we don't have to pay tax, and the federal debt is none of our business, right?)

Only a few days ago that DPM Muhyiddin Yassin warned the MCA to "be sensitive to the needs of other races in the country"Yea, and in his dictionary other races probably include Malay, Malays, more Malays, and did I mention Malays? The indigenous tribes probably do not even register on his radar as locals, but that's a story for another time. If we have to be sensitive towards you, how about a bit of the other way round as well? Are we supposed to be kept under your thumb for all eternity?
In light of Independence Day, it should be noted that we ALL contributed to it. Not just one tribe, one race, but everyone together. To think he still had the guts to say that "In Barisan, we always take a similar stand on issues affecting all races." (In truth, they do have a similar stand, depending on which side the issue is on.)

They are even letting the principal with just a slap on the wrist, just a public apology. She is getting off scot-free when others would probably be facing the death penalty. How did we fall so far from the Golden Ages? How did the 1Malaysia concept turn so corrupted by civil servants whose only motive in life is to make the people suffer for their hideous crimes?

Our Prime Minister and his 1Malaysia concept that is practically in tatters,
or is it still salvageable? You be the judge

Monday, July 12, 2010

西班牙万岁!!

2010度世界杯刚刚告一段落了,大力神杯也顺利颁出去了。我还记忆犹新,当西班牙队长——Iker Casillas接过奖杯的同时,我的内心是多么的亢奋!!我所支持的球队终于顺利登顶了。欧洲冠军,世界冠军的殊荣足以证明西班牙队的实力。这是足球带给世人的欢乐。终场哨声吹起的瞬间,我整个人站上椅子,转身跟后头的球迷们一同呐喊,一同欢呼,分享彼此心中的那份喜悦。好久没这么high了,那是发自内心的兴奋。

决赛真是我看了8年足球以来数一数二的经典球赛。我永远都不会忘记2010世界杯的这一刻。特别感谢Iniesta的进球,将西班牙送到世界的巅峰,让斗牛国得以傲视群雄。其他的一些球员也发挥得很棒,值得一提的是Fabregas, Torres, Pique, Sergio Ramos, Xavi, Puyol,他们都起到了关键性的作用。他们是此次夺得世界杯的功臣,更是英雄。另外,David Villa的表现真是无话可说,他凭借他的实力和多次的进球保证将西班牙国家队送入淘汰赛,然后继续的带领西班牙到达世界的巅峰。斗牛士们的精神真是难能可贵,球员们的毅力和团结绝对是关键。

足球并不只是一项进球的运动,她是团结的表现,队员们的默契才是胜利的保证。不喜欢人家拿进球数来说事,那是愚昧的!!

斗牛士们,你们是最棒的!!一直都是!!我看好你们在下届世界杯的表现!你们很快就将变成我的对手了,期待你们回到球会过后的表现!我的曼联会尽一切努力阻止你们顺利夺得欧冠!^^



          举国欢庆!这就是足球的魅力,她吸引我的地方!


Sunday, May 23, 2010

Distinctively Malaysia II

Old news to everyone here, but its been exactly one week since this happened.


Special quotes from his amazing speech, I mean he's the Prime Minister, and he's come all the way to Sibu just to speak with us? Oh my Gosh!!We're so honoured!!

"I want to make a deal with you. Boleh tidak? Can we have a deal? Can we have an understanding or not? The understanding is quite simple. You help me I help you.''Wait. What is he trying to say? If we help you choose someone you will give us money?

''Ini bukan tipu. I said to the people in Ulu Selangor.BN wins on Sunday,on Monday I ask the cheque to be prepared.They said yes.''
So you're admitting you bribed them?

''When we won on Sunday, Monday i call prepare the cheque, Wednesday I hand over the cheque.''
So you're very efficient in bribing people already?

"If you deliver me Robert Lau on Sunday, on Monday I ask the cheque to be prepared.''Isn't this a bit too obvious?

''Tadi kata 3 million, now 5 million. 5 ah? Boleh ah?''
I guess Sibu people are good at bargaining also.

''Robert Lau menang, I ask the 5 million to be prepared on Monday.''
Our beloved Prime Minister finally speaks what he came here for.

''I don't have to come here. But I come to Rejang park. Why? This is not a place for a Prime minister to come?''
If there wasn't a by-election would you even come?
''I am the people's Prime Minister. That's why I'm here.''
If you're the people's Prime Minister then why are you still campaigning here?

''Don't talk about promises.''
And how did BN win in the 1st place?

''But we are the government, and we can deliver for the people of Malaysia...including-the-people-of-Sibu.''
Nearly left that out, eh?
''You mahu 5 juta? I mahu Robert Lau menang.''
The main point of his whole speech.

''Very expensive you know? But nevermind, its good for the people of Rejang Park, and the people of Sibu.''
Quit trying to influence them dude.DAP won in Sibu with a majority of 398. There were more than 2000+ phantom votes for BN, and they dragged the results on from 8:30pm until nearly 11:00pm at night.Will the government please be more efficient in doing stuff besides bribing people to get votes?

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

上海世界博览会

我晓得,现在才po这个似乎太过时了些,不过我还是坚持要在此见证中国伟大的成就。近日,大家都在讨论着上海世博,身旁的友人有好多都有机会参与该盛典,除了羡慕,还是羡慕。我想,在我的一生中,不会再有第二次机会遇到中国主办世博了。错过了08北京奥运,现在又错过世博,真是令我有够难过得……

不管怎么样,我还是不得不佩服中国的壮举。世博的开幕式真是让我膛目结舌。开幕式将三大重点——烟火,灯光秀,喷泉秀都很完美的展现在世人的眼前。我深信,那已是其他国家穷其一生也难以达到的境界。





开幕式的炫彩夺目后,紧接着的是各个国家的展览馆的富丽堂皇。其中,最吸引我非中国馆莫属!

(意大利馆)

(法国馆)


夜晚,月光灯影映衬,世博园色彩斑斓,更加迷人。




世博文化中心夜景。


世博已举行了12天之久,将会持续至10月。有机会去的朋友们请好好把握这个机会,见证祖国的辉煌,无法亲临现场的人们就敬请留意此部落格,本人会尽可能更新关于世博的任何新闻。

Friday, April 23, 2010

Cars, Cars and more Cars


Lamborghini News Flash

On the 23rd of April 2010, Lamborghini Inc. announced the winners of the lucky draw they held.
They also used Bush as their announcer, so you can guess how important the event was.
And these are 3 guys with the winning ticket who just won a hot new car today...not.Actually, I was over at The Pavilion today, and there was actually a charity fund-raising going on.This was organized by Lamborghini, Canon,and a few other sponsors, all the proceeds will go to the Lions Club of KL City, what they will do with the money is not disclosed.
The 3 winning entries of the competition are all shown above.A close up of 1st place, cool no?You can get your picture taken by one of the professional photographers on the spot for just RM10, and they even print it for you in 4R. This would also be good for pranking your friends, saying you bought a new car.
but crashed it so badly that you had to trade it in, so you can't show them the car.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Tests are for Idiots

Ah, been busy with all sorts of stuff ranging from translating documents to checking out girls to just doing nothing. But an issue that has been bothering me for quite a while. You see, even with big exams like SPM, STPM, college entrance exams, there are still people out there who don't know the front end of a horse from its behind.
However, there are also indigenous people who can strap their cellphones to their heads.
You can also get things like this:These are also some examples of what happens when you don't study for an exam, and find yourself thinking up answers on the spot, you can try it next time and have a laugh,these are photos taken by lecturers, written by COLLEGE STUDENTS:2 + 4...Yep, 6 animals.

Well, technically she IS Mrs. Orpheus.
Well, we all put our John Hancocks at the bottom of a paper, not the top
.This guy must have spent the night reading comics.
No wonder the divorce rates are so high.
Since none of us know how to speak it anyway.

This I agree.

Another Mariah Carey fan. Not surprising though, she does have a voice that can match dolphins. This is my personal favourite though:I wonder which brilliant student thought this up.

Monday, March 1, 2010

~惊世骇闻~


今天,无聊,翻翻报纸,竟然让我看到一篇让我热血沸腾的报导。真实太过分了一点,“一点”罢了啦!!

哪有这种事?竟然不肯我们载狮头,这不就等于干涉我们的传统吗?不是说每个种族是可以自由庆祝任何节日的吗?只要不触犯法律及威胁人民团结。那这又是什么意思呢?

大家帮忙我想想吧!我们能做的也只有想而已,还是有哪位勇士想去投诉吗?赵明福事件哦!大家仍记忆犹新吧?这就是政治的黑暗啊!还谈什么民主呢?

马__人啊,满街的翻版,香水是这样,包包?Guess叻!真好奇,它真的是长那样的吗?他们也用中国机的?不错嘛!包头的呢,还更恐怖点,Calvin Klein,也是不错啦!有眼光啦!至于真假,大家用你们聪明的头脑,分析分析吧!(注:她穿着不上RM10的拖鞋)

每天就知道念念念,除了念还是念。真是烦人!还敢掏枪出来截我们的醒狮!还是收好你的“水枪”吧!虽然不知那个警员是什么种族,不过相信不是华人吧。剩下的那些话,纯粹只是想抒发那些隐藏在心里很久的话。

大家评评理吧!多多留言!我必须大力宣传这个po!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Lunar New Year

This Lunar New Year is probably one of the most spectacular and special occasions in DECADES. You probably know why.Yes, Valentine's Day falls on the 1st. Where men fall head over heels to buy chocolates, flowers and such for women. I wonder why we never get the same treament? In Japan, at least there is White Valentine's Day, when girls give chocolates back to the guys.But then there are also the losers who give chocolates to themselves so that they won't lose 'face'.
This year is also the year of the tiger, the 3rd member of the Chinese Zodiac. No not the one with 14 girlfriends, the one on the right, who isn't smiling like a hyena.Since the New Year is also the start of spring, and also coincides with Valentine's Day, you could try something to improve relationships with your bitter/better half. Go out for a date, leave the kids with a babysitter. You know that being a mom or dad on a 24/7 basis is tiring, so why not try to spend some time alone together, without the world crowding in on you?He may not be Prince Charming or her your Dream Girl, but he may be Mr. Just-Right-For-You and she your real-life partner, so go out and find that special someone if you haven't found them. Anyway...Wishing you a blessed and prosperous New Year from X-streets.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Distinctively Malaysia I

We are 1Malaysia.

Where all of us don't deserve to be Malaysian except the Malays . Yes, I'm talking about the ex-aide to our Prime Minister up there. Only a few days ago, he spoke up at a 1Malaysia conference in Melaka.

Literally translated:'The Chinese came to be prostitutes and the Indians came to be beggars when their forefathers came! You should be happy we let you stay here!
All you squatters are just immigrants only! I can revoke your citizenship if you want equal rights! I have the power to do so! All of you are useless except for the Malays when we tried to achieve independence!'

That was the gist of it, but not his exact words, however...
Is this the real truth behind his actions? Meaning that he is not racist and that everything he said is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? If so, I suggest that everyone take the nearest Malaysian history book that they can find, and burn it, because his above statement is contradicting everything about our independence inside it.

To quote the Prime Minister's office: Nasir never intended to make any derogatory remarks. He spoke at length on the contributions made by all races in developing the country.

Really? How did we contribute to the oh-so-great independence of our country? Are you sure the remarks weren't intentional? They also said that Nasir was only saying what he thought and it did not reflect the Prime Minister's opinion. Then why the hell did he resign?

I don't really think that he received a phone call from the office saying:
Isn't this a bit too coincidental? Just after the recent church bombing incidents, this crops up. Did Nasir and UMNO plan this all along? Hell, maybe I should just move to Singapore, at least they have a sense of humor:*Sign reads: Welcome to Singapore, church burning is prohibited.

Or we could just change the 1Malaysia slogan to what the real situation is like:It's not that I'm biased against Malays or bumi, but UMNO is just a tad too extreme for my liking. They look down on other races and religions just because they are not Malays. I apologize if there is any error in the above, and if you deem this to be racist. However, note that I am just blasting Nasir and UMNO, not Malays in general.