Sunday, May 23, 2010

Distinctively Malaysia II

Old news to everyone here, but its been exactly one week since this happened.


Special quotes from his amazing speech, I mean he's the Prime Minister, and he's come all the way to Sibu just to speak with us? Oh my Gosh!!We're so honoured!!

"I want to make a deal with you. Boleh tidak? Can we have a deal? Can we have an understanding or not? The understanding is quite simple. You help me I help you.''Wait. What is he trying to say? If we help you choose someone you will give us money?

''Ini bukan tipu. I said to the people in Ulu Selangor.BN wins on Sunday,on Monday I ask the cheque to be prepared.They said yes.''
So you're admitting you bribed them?

''When we won on Sunday, Monday i call prepare the cheque, Wednesday I hand over the cheque.''
So you're very efficient in bribing people already?

"If you deliver me Robert Lau on Sunday, on Monday I ask the cheque to be prepared.''Isn't this a bit too obvious?

''Tadi kata 3 million, now 5 million. 5 ah? Boleh ah?''
I guess Sibu people are good at bargaining also.

''Robert Lau menang, I ask the 5 million to be prepared on Monday.''
Our beloved Prime Minister finally speaks what he came here for.

''I don't have to come here. But I come to Rejang park. Why? This is not a place for a Prime minister to come?''
If there wasn't a by-election would you even come?
''I am the people's Prime Minister. That's why I'm here.''
If you're the people's Prime Minister then why are you still campaigning here?

''Don't talk about promises.''
And how did BN win in the 1st place?

''But we are the government, and we can deliver for the people of Malaysia...including-the-people-of-Sibu.''
Nearly left that out, eh?
''You mahu 5 juta? I mahu Robert Lau menang.''
The main point of his whole speech.

''Very expensive you know? But nevermind, its good for the people of Rejang Park, and the people of Sibu.''
Quit trying to influence them dude.DAP won in Sibu with a majority of 398. There were more than 2000+ phantom votes for BN, and they dragged the results on from 8:30pm until nearly 11:00pm at night.Will the government please be more efficient in doing stuff besides bribing people to get votes?

1 comments:

tHe REAlitY said...

This is the best post wehh!! nice one la^^ Actually, i owes respect my Prime Minister, he is the best in the whole entire world!!! we should help him promote wehh!! we are Malaysians la!!! XD

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